No tie, no aloha shirt, no fancy pen please. FTD said we like flowers. Well, I’m not so sure about that. Let’s have our own little survey here.
VS 
Which of the following would you like to get for Father’s Day?
___ A. a beef jerky bouquet
___ C. a flower arrangement
___ B. a meat/sausage basket
___ D. a fruit basket
___ E. a box of malasada
___ F. a dried aku, ahi and cuttlefish basket
___ G. others________________
“Flowers bouquets get dad laughed at,
cookie bouquets make him fat,
and fruit bouquets guarantee he’ll be swarmed by an angry band of rebel fruit flies bent on carnage and mayhem.
The only way to avoid these disasters is the always pleasing, consistently manly Brawny Dad Bouquet.”
If you do send flowers, check out this “insight” and design tips on sending flower to men.
flowers delivery
Not fair. It’s like Redondo’s Portuguese Sausage Company came on this site and voted yes on the sausage basket choice. Anyway, check this guy out. He went nuts on Portuguese Sausage taste testing
Are you kidding me, Jerky bouquet hands down. Send now! Maybe I will get one for sweetest day. When is that anyway?
Sweetest day is on October 18th, 2008.